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Home Tip: Highlight text to annotate it X Tomorrow night on Sky Sports 4, it's the clash of the South Coast as the irresistible force of Portsmouth meet the unmovable object of Southampton, in a clash that's gonna go down in history as one of the many football matches that are happening this weekend.
Meanwhile, there are old scores to be settled at The Dell, scores like and that have happened in previous years. Who will win this time between Sunderland and Blackburn?
They've all gone. And we're back.
Then on Sunday, live, the battle for the North-West as Shrewsbury meet Macclesfield, in a match already being described as "on this Sunday".
Coming up midweek, the giants of Charlton play host to the titans of Ipswitch, making them both seem normal sized.
Then, Tottenham play Bolton for the second time this season to see who will win that. Also Manchester United return to Aston Villa, for a game of football, to determine the victors, for this year at least. And indeed at most.
Looking ahead to March, every football team will be playing football several times and in various combinations. And you can catch all of that football here, where we'll be showing all the football, all the time.
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